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A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.
Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
A word so ear wrenchingly annoying that every time I hear it I either want to stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or rip their fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.
Douchebag: Hey d00d I got teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.
Subscribing to a YouTube channel for the intent of spying on the user rather than getting updated on their videos. Spyscribing can be done for good (see example) or bad, such as stalking somebody.
Michael decided to spyscribe to a suspected cyberbully in order to make sure the cyberbully can't bully others on YouTube. If the cyberbully was to bully another user, Michael could easily get the evidence and report the cyberbully.
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What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.
The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?