Bloodylingus

The act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitalia... while the female is experiencing her period.

Also Known As: "Earning your Red Wings".

Guy: "Dude.. what's all that red shit on your face?"
Dude: "What? Oh.. My girlfriend is on the rag, but I really owe her for blowing me for the ENTIRE Superbowl. So I had to bust out the bloodylingus."
Guy: "That's Fucking disgusting! I knew there was a reason that I'm single."

Lung Cheese

The mucus build-up that is hacked out during a coughing fit.

*takes hit*
*holds hit*
*coughs uncontrollably*
*loogie flies out*
"Damn lung cheese, gotta cut back on the cancer sticks."

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