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crispy kreme

when a girls asleep, you beat off on her face and when she wakes up its crispy on her face

I gave his mom a crispy kreme.

by Cclark March 28, 2007

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jail rape

the worst thing alive. A jail rape is where you get ass raped by five convicts foot long dicks at the same time. In the end you get a pineapple shoved up the ass.

While I was in jail my friend got jail raped. Later I ask him about it and he said " They did him like a dog."

by Cclark March 16, 2007

88👍 51👎


OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

by Cclark October 4, 2007

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fastball

where u slap your balls on to your partners face until they bleed

My friend gave my mom a fastball.

by Cclark March 15, 2007

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Gypsy

A community of people (some travel, some don't) who live separately to mainstream society that share different traditions, morals and backgrounds. I am sat in the an office now where there are three Gypsy girls who I manage on a day to day basis, I have spoken to them in depth comparing our lifestyles, values etc. I can honestly say that sone of the comments that come under this definition are disgusting and just show how ignorant and oblivious people can be. I do not know any irish gypsies socannot speak for them but I'm sure their not as bad as everyone makes out either. So let's get the facts straight.

1) Not all gypsies steal, I know a few who have respectable companies and earn a living just like everyone else (Well excluding the vast amount of non-gypsy people around the country who sit on their arse claiming benefits being lazy.

2) I am assuming a large majority of the posters are so under educated and do not follow crime statistics as theft and violence related crimes are carried out by women and men of all racial and ethnic backgrounds.

3) They are not dirty people, the ones I know are very clean, well mannered and spend their whole Sundays cleaning themselves. Also would like to add they own their properties and do not claim housing benefits as they are scared of working.

It is a form of racism and is unacceptable. In a society in this day and age you think people would be open minded but obviously not!!! Ignorance is the first sign of stupidity.

The Gypsy stole everything

by Cclark May 5, 2015

38👍 42👎


Jamel

Swahili for shoe lover, being Smart and intelligent

Jamel goes to the school for smart people

by Cclark March 14, 2007

206👍 90👎