yessums

When you say yessums, you mean "yes"

How Cole Hutto answers his phone

Pocket g's

The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's.

*** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in
Hero: calls 9402
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero collected 19304 from pot
Hero: gg

Hero held Pocket g's with 49o

boomstick

The act of slamming your hands on the table scaring everyone and scatting everything on the table to random places across the world. I still can't find my FA.

Cole Hutto smashed the table and the cards went everywhere BOOMSTICK!!!!

aipfaavkkgg

Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)

In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.

obv

abbr. obviously

You are obv going to give me a dollar.

obv

Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"

obv.

Abbr. Obviously or obvious

You are a gay faggot. obv.