Skip to my Toot

The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".

"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"

Super Stinky Keys

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max

"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."

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Sub Ass Par

An adjective used to describe someone or something as being the very worst, or the shittiest of what is being described. In reference to the terms "subby" and "subarro"

Dan - "What! Did you see that hot mom that just walked by?"

Adam - "Dude that was a straight up grandma son! In terms of hotness, she was sub ass par!"

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Subby

An adjective describing something or someone as being poor or below standards. Referring to the term "sub-par"

Dan - "Yo you saw that hot chick that sits in front of our math class right?"

Adam - "Dude are you serious? Shes a subby"

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Ra-shard Lewis

The act of accidently sharting or "ra-sharding" while playing the game of basketball. In reference to the professional basketball player Rashard Lewis.

"Aw dude! That kid just pulled a ra-shard lewis while going up for a lay-up! I hope he doesn't box me out on this rebound!"

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Stinky Keys

The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.

"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."

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Pocket Snips

A term used when you are holding pocket aces, or two aces as your hole cards in texas holdem.

"I raised him $10 cuz I knew my 'pocket snips' would be the best hand"