bunkin

baby; infant

Have you changed the bunkin's diaper?

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wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

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pugs

derisive term for Republican, from repug, which is short for repugnant. Used on message boards.

"Pugs up in arms over Pelosi's speech"

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ox box

"Oxford Debate" box. A Briefcase, box, or catalog case that holds evidence, papers, briefs for participants in high school or college level policy debate.

We've got ten binders of evidence in our ox box.

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neck cheese

The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.

Get a washcloth, I need to clean out baby's neck cheese.

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