batcase

A term used by 17th century men to refer to an awfully loony lass or madame; one generally irritable and unreasonably naggy

Now my landlord is just the worse batcase a man can have I tell you what and all that, god save the queen who is an equally sized batcase

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

crabfiddle

An insult by drunken fisherman to refer to any person that happens to displease them in an marine timely manner

That sorry sod is a damn crabfiddle and Iz knows it iz doe what what and the all that