Death By Chocolate

When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.

CSI SCENARIO:

Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect

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