Dreamsexual

A short way of saying I'm a disgrace, I need to kill myself, my father doesn't love me a single bit, the condom broke (sad story) and my father wants to disown me, he also went to buy milk for 10 years.

Son: "I'm a dreamsexual, dad!"
Father: "I need to get some milk son, It's gonna be quick."
Mother: "Me too! I need to make sure your dad doesn't buy too much."