Anthony

I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.

Friend1: Anthony why are you so smart, intelligent, and funny?
Anthony: Dude are you gae?