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The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"
Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"
Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
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If youâre people like me, you probably have that one Mexican whoâs living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesnât give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he wonât remember anything, tricks your family into thinking thereâs gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobodyâs at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, youâre not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She canât swim!
Grandson of a legend
âDude what that Beaner did is so not cool!â
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
âYeah man I know sheâs outta control!â
Grandson of a legend
âIf we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner wonât let us down no more!â
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
âLETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!â
Grandson of a legend
âFUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!â
That one Mexican
âWait what are yâall doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!â
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like itâs a movie
A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!
Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.