Preppy

You are a douchebag whose job is to wear nice clothes, and you attend an ivy league school on the side. You probably went to an expensive private high school. Your mom is probably skinny and blonde and your dad is a doctor or he works in insurance or something. Your parents think that they are the ultimate judge of everything and everyone. You personally believe that you are better than anyone, and you generally refuse to talk to anyone who isn't exactly like you.

Two preppy people talking: "Is that Gwyneth Paltrow?"
"No, that's my mom, douchebag."

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