starscream

Starscream is a whiny, screechy, egotistical, backstabbing git of a Transformer. Despite this, if you were to show a picture of him to any given female transfan, she will, without fail, melt into a squealing puddle of fangirlish glee. Use this tactic wisely.

Starscream is a traitor, even among the Decepticons.

Starscream is the singular weakness of pretty much all Transformers fangirls, including the writer of this entry.

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telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

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foodvana

A woozy, comatose state only acheivable by mass consumption of awesome food.

After her massive dinner, she acheived a state of foodvana.

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