Subway shits

Its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.

Andrew:Why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?

Eric: Its cuz he has the Subway shits

Andrew: Really he tried making me eat that shit, hes gonna have that throughout the trip

5👍 3👎

Mandango Anal

Getting fucked in the ass by a HUGE COCK.

Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese

Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life

3👍 4👎

Ripped Ass

Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room

Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks

44👍 6👎