BrasS

money. da scratch. moolah. dough. the long green. do-rey-me. bread.

No brass, no pizza.
Know brass, know pizza.

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ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

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beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

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Yankees

The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.

The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.

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plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

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blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

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ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

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