WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

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croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

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tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

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boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

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Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

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robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

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wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

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