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to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by ChRiS April 20, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bass

The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste.
Often taken in very small dosesҀ¦ For example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.

I'm totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )

by ChRiS February 17, 2005

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.

Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!

by ChRiS December 7, 2003

1276πŸ‘ 4050πŸ‘Ž


pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by ChRiS December 3, 2003

56πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


tricked out

Fully loaded - all the extras

That vehicle is totally tricked out

by ChRiS August 28, 2004


Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by ChRiS March 5, 2005

255πŸ‘ 364πŸ‘Ž


cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.

If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.

by ChRiS September 5, 2003

56πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž