jibb

to jibb someone is to pay them out.

Agh u just got jibbed by dat chick!

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300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

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Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

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Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.

Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)

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groovalicious

1. Extremely groovy
2. a generic way of saying cool

1. This song is groovalicious!
2. I won the lottery? Groovalicious!

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Juwampers

Extremely large titties.

"Damn Ashley got some tig ol' bitties"
"Yeah man she got Juwampers"

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Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

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