Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

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dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

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LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

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hacksor

Someone who is cheating during an online video game.

"Admin, will you please kick that hacksor it is obvious he is using an aim-bot."

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scally

Fucking 'solid'? My Fucking Arse. Most of you daren't fight one-on-one, unless there's about 5 or 10, maybe more, scallies on your side. 'Moshers' as you call them.. listen to PROPER music, go out to PROPER places, and have a PROPER attitude towards life. You scallies dont. You listen to SHIT music, go to SHIT places and have a fucking SHIT attitude towards everyone apart from your fellow 'crew'. Get a grip people, and stop being scallies! By the way, i havent seen or heard of any 'moshers' turning into scallies.. perhaps your a bit WRONG!!!!!!

eya dickhead we'l straight knock u out cos ur a mosher (with 5 mates).

ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)

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Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

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End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

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