table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

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Dinosaur Juice

gas
gasoline
fuel
fossil fuels

Dude dinosaur juice is 5.00 a gal now!

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block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

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underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.

Dad gave Chris an underdog!

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schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

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Racne

Acne in the female chest(rack) area.

That chick's boobs have racne on 'em.

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boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

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