linzy

the awesomest hottest girl ever to live. a girly bad ass who thinks sex and love are what make the world go round.

whoa! i wanna slam linzy!

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shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

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Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

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Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

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ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

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jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

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sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

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