listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

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20 bag

20 ounce of weed or dub of weed

got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt

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feddies

N. Cash. As in "federal-ies"

Yo Ezekiel, You got those feddies you owe me?

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Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

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poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

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marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

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ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

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