shara

a good friend who sticks up for you and aways is they for you

shara is a good friend who helped me though my relationship break up

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blueberry dro

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.

yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze

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Dunloggin Middle School

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!


Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

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Wisconsin Facial

Human sexual practice when a lactating female intentionally squeezes breastmilk all over the males face.

My baby's momma gave me a wisconsin facial last night so I had to give her a hot-carl.

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intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

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going

action, to do something

he snitched and said the goin was me

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Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.

1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"

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