Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

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homophobe

someone thats scared of homos.

I'm a homophobe. Gay eople scare me shitless.

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rogish

Something that is extremely disgusting

That is so rogish

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Pornorific

Combination of the words pornography and terrific. It is used to mean that something of a pornographic nature is great.

That new picture of you is pornorific.

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George Bush

WEll, basically a total loser who cant even speak the english language! He starts wars no one wants, alienates the U.S. from the rest of the country, Gives tax cuts to rich people, and Exspects us all to like him! aka Slick Willy, Dubyah, Georgie DUbbs, and Bushie Boy.

Good Job, Slick Willy!

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Shia Labeouf

An adorable actor. He's gonna be a big star one day if u guys like it or not. I Love Shia LaBeouf.

:::::Thank God for Beef:::::

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Lena

Lena is the most lovable, sweetest, sexiest girl you will ever meet, she’ll sweep you off your feet when ur not even expecting it. The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart; generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humour. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Strong confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate, and absolutely breathtaking. Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She can make u the happiest person and make your life so much better. Lena is so loyal you know she’ll be there for you in your darkest of times so make sure u spend your best of times with her. I can literally go in for pages about Lena because there is so much to say about her, I don’t think there’s enough words to sum Lena up because there’s so much to her to love. Lena is always compared to an angel due to her overbearingly holy like presence, but you should always remember that Lena is very unique so if u find her you should definitely hold her tight and never let her go. She loves hugs and cuddles so be sure to give her lots those, and staying up late so you can talk to her for hours. She is the living proof that God is capable of reproducing perfectly made spirits.

Omg is that an angel, no it's Lena

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