Chauncemaster General

Similar in meaning to "chauncellor," a title given to an individual who epitomizes the zen that is chaunce. Can be rich or poor, male or female.

Me:"What's up Chauncemaster General, got your half of the rent?"
Chauncemaster General:"Sorry, I went on tour and didn't get paid for any of the shows...and now my temp job doesn't want me back."

Q:"What the fuck does Nick Lachey do for a living?"
A:"He's Chauncemaster General."

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