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A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
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A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.
I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!
A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.
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To skillfully avoid getting married.
Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.