swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

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catblock

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

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soooo

Identical to the English word "so", except with extra O's added for extra emphasis. Often used when waiting for a response, or when intensifying an adjective.

Soooo...did you get my last IM or what?
This movie is soooo boring!

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