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Women’s Standards

Too damn high...

Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

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Halo Infinite

A game that can save or cripple the halo series.

Halo Infinite is being developed by 343 industries and takes place after the events of halo 5 guardians.

As seen at e3 2018, halo infinite features the iconic art style that halo fans love. The music that played during the trailer was nostalgic,and gave the viewers a sense of hope.
What will ruin the game is the advanced mobility that was seen in the previous title, and Microtransactions such as Req Packs.

The game’s release date is unknown as of now, but many people believe it to release Fall 2019, or Fall 2020.

Halo Infinite gives me hope for the future

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

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Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly

Hank Azaria is fine af

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019

10👍 1👎


Handsome

Good looking

What your momma or grandma calls you to not only boost their own ego, but to put you on a pedestal

Orrrrr
What a girl would call you if she genuinely thinks you are good looking, but she sees you more as a buddy, friend, or even worse her Best Friend!
Orrr
Lesbians will call very good looking guys this because they have nothing to lose complimenting because they aren’t interested in men.

Now If you are a woman... well they could just mean that you are beautiful (If the compliment was given by an older individual)
Orrr you have a masculine face with a manly jawline... Oof

Melvin: I’m sooo ugly

Molly: You are handsome... shut up best friend!

Also molly: Hey Melvin who’s your friend Brad... he’s sooo hot!

Melvin: Then what am I!?
Molly: Handsome.

Melvin: ..........

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019

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Fuck Girl

A gir who will initiate a conversation with you via instagram dm, Snapchat, or phone number that will seem like a unicorn at first (and will even call herself one) but will turn out to be a heartless scumbag that just wants to date you for your looks. She will have no problem playing the victim whenever you do something bad, but when she does something bad she has an excuse and ends up blaming it on you and will even go as far to get her shittier friends to back her up. She will also claim that she is the only guy she talks to, but will text and/ or flirt with other guys (but according to her they’re just her best friends). They are also very hypocritical. For instance she can call another dude cute or hot, but when you do it you are the scum of the earth.

Yeah my Ex is such a Fuck Girl she was this self proclaimed Christian Girl but always talked about how hot her ex was, yet I said my other Ex was good looking and she made this sob story about how I called another girl good looking to her friends

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 22, 2019

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Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 28, 2019

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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

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