Thanos

Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.

Thanos took my rock. I am sad.

Fashionable Trousers

Pants with fabric so tight that they hold down your penis and hide your erection from visibility and notice whilst in public.

I was staring at a girls ass and got a boner, but thankfully, my fashionable trousers hid them.