Fuckjungle

A place that is chaotic, sketchy, or is known to produce undesirable people.

"So did you end up getting into Compton University?"
"Nah, that place was a total fuckjungle."

Suck Fuck Goose

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."