Fridge Raider

The equivalent of a gold digger, but instead of your money, they are after your food.

Jenny came over last night for supper, that is the third time this week. I asked if we could go to her place, but she said she liked my place better, I think she is a Fridge Raider.

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taco bun

Taco bun is another name for tortilla. As a hamburger bun is to contain a hambuger, a taco bun contains the taco meat. A hard taco shell is a taco baguette.

Hey I want a soft taco, do we have any taco buns?

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gambler glitter

The residue that comes off of a lottery scratch ticket.

Woohoo! I won ten dollars on my scratcher! The bad news is that i have to clean up all this gambler glitter that came off of it..

Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair

Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.

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Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

Laughtermath

The feeling you get after laughing so hard, it kind of hurts and you have to wipe the tears from your eyes.

John was showing off his new bar tricks and ended up spilling his beer on his crotch, we were all laughing so hard, the laughtermath was pretty bad everyone hurt

taco baguette

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.