Cheezers

A savage gang of old folks armed with canes completely naked and covered in different forms of cheese. They harass the local gangs and start riots. Known for their slow speed and extreme stench, they sometimes molest and cheezerise their victims, forcing the poor soul to become a member of the cheezers.

Nigga 1: "Yo nigga, watch yo dick, them cheezers been seen lurkin theez streetz, you feel me?"

Nigga 2: "yeah homie Gee skrizzle, I feel you! I Am a cheezer nigga!"

*nigga 2 violently molests and cheezerizes nigga 1, turning him into a member.*

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Landin

Tall stoner looking kid, has long hair, wears only addidas slides and basketball shorts. Obsessed with Slavic culture and brags about his autistic accents he tries to do. Claims to be german and related to a nazi soldier. Claims to have had many sexual experiences, but no one really knows if they actually happened. Lives in a trailer park and is proud of it. Spouts random autism in school hallways. He's a good guy though.

That landin boi is so damn annoying

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Gook

What american soldiers used to call the Vietnamese civilians and soldiers back in 'Nam.

Them filthy zipperhead gooks had me 1-5. Luckily my CAR-15 gunned em down.

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Harrison

That one kid that goes to your school, hangs out in your friend group, closested homosexual, grabs your ass.

Type of kid to suck dick for pokemon cards. He thinks he can beatbox and brags about it all the time. Has literal diabetes, and can't get an actual girlfriend. Claims to be some sort of strange alien sexuality that no one understands. He also claims to be a professional quickscoper and has daddy issues. He's pretty strange, and kind of a cunt, but most of all, I love him :)

That harrison dude is kind of a fag..

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Porcupenis

When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.

last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.