Swales

A large family from the market town of St Ives in the South-East of England, although their seeds are suspected to have been sewn further afield as far as Willingham and March.

Often over-active on Facebook, the clan will often congregate around a specific status, often in aid of damning the mass populous of young mothers nationwide.

Swales 1: I can't believe 30k benefits...young mothers should be shot dead and their kids forced to clear the snow so that I can go and see Joey Essex at the box.

Swales 2: Yeh mate I can't believe they don't work for their dollars, not really a reem way to live life.