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Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)

My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!

by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

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nozzle

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.

"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.

by Chagrin94 August 9, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


slap-happy

adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.

You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.

by Chagrin94 September 15, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klinefelter

A nickname for the drink commonly referred to as "Red Bull & vodka"

Hey, barkeep! Get us a round of Klinefelters, wouldja?

by Chagrin94 November 13, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž