Eve

the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...

three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless

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shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"

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get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.

Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you

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shove piggy shove

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"

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hip hop horse cops

innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.

where's my pony at?

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japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

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dogwatch

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness

they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch

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