What-nothin

The act of asking someone to "guess what." and when they ask "What?" they then say "nothin."

Hey, I just what-nothined that guy and he is really aggravated.

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wookitranse

A person who can speak wookie, normaly a retarded high school kid who loves star wars and gets beat up a lot.

Todd: Hey, Queer! What are you doing?
Queer: Talking to Chubbakka because I happen to be a professional wookitranse.

2-thumbin

What experienced texters do in order to text faster. (Needless to say, the texter uses 2 thumbs)

Man, I just sent the message and she already replied. she must be 2-thumbin.

Donut Challenge

𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗯:

It’s a challenge in which a group of people stack donuts on their dick. The person who can stack the most is considered to be the winner.

“𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸, 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿“

“𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴“
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Person 1: What’s the donut challenge

Person 2: it’s when a group of people stack donuts on their dicks

Person 1-: “𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 donut-challenge!!??“

Person 2-: “𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 5 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨!!“

Person 1-: 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜

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speedy hoorah

A speedy hoorah is simply the act of texting 3 2-letter words or acronyms in a row

Ik it do
Hey thats a speedy hoorah

the donut challenge

Verb:

A challenge in which a group of people have to stack donuts on their dick. The person who can fit the most on their dick is the winner.

𝗧𝘆𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲: 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲

𝗗𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗶: 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲

𝗧𝘆𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲: 𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹

“I fit 3 donuts on my dick doing the donut challenge“

“Wow bro, congrats”

Bimicheal

When someone who didn't give a shit about Micheal Jackson before his death but after, they all of a sudden decide to buy all of his CDs.

Carolyn: O.M.G., I love Micheal Jackson!
Joe: Since when, he died?
Carolyn: Noo
Joe: Whatever your just bimicheal

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