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When you blame something because you donât understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I donât want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Donât make a close minded blame.
When you crush yourself with a mattress.
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
Teeth that are white on the front, but yellow on the back.
Person A: I just finished brushing my teeth!
Person B: Did you remember to bush the back?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Okay, but don't come crying to me in someone finds out that you have yellow backs.
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The soothing feeling one gets from seeing the sky during dawn.
Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... Itâs beautiful.
Person B: And thatâs the effect of calming dawn.
(Adj.) Not bad (maybe even decent), but not good enough to choose over more popular alternatives.
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.
Person B: How good was it?
Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
When someone gets hyped up for something, only to ditch it when that something actually comes out.
Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.
Person Aâs Mind: Iâm going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person Aâs Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?