fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

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chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

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raand

A unisex term to refer to a slut. More correctly meaning prostitute.

That Dave is such a raand. All the horny bastard does is drill sluts all day long.

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trance

By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ.

Trance is the music of the genius-generation.

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budussy

BUTT, DICK, and PUSSY

That bitch smell like BUDUSSY!

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scour

In reference to Jim's persistant tracking of Neil Young.

"Jim scoured the earth looking for Young Neil."

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