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A conspiracy arose from the fact that Neil. A (Armstrong) (the first man on the moon) is an alien for the fact that Neil. A backwards spells Alien.. Mind blown?
Neil.A is alien backwards. Illuminati confirmed.
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When she bites on your tip while giving you head so your penis gets decapitated.
Man, your sister was blowing me yesterday and gave me an Arabian Arabian. I had to go to the hospital.
When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.
Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.
It's an unshaved male genital.
It's been 6 months since I shaved now I have a Harry Peter
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