Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.

We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.

Thumbelina Too

This is for the co-worker that helps with everything. He is organized, efficient and he is a good little bitch. He is a princess that goes the extra mile. He is also the one that can call in drunk to work and looks at naughty porn while on the clock. These are the kind of workers that we need in America. MORE THUMBELINAS!

Tommy is such a fuckin good ass Thumbelina too.