Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

Sheila

When someone drags something on for way too long. It’s not a big deal anymore. Was not one to even begin with.

Bro stop posting about sheila, no one gives a fuck.