Mio

A badass bitch who always gets what she wants. ISTP personified -- she has no regard for human life and will drop your ass with no hesitation if she isn't living up to your standards. Curves unwanted conversations and unattractive boys better than MLB pitchers throwing baseballs, and does it with the precision and finesse of performing brain surgery.

May be secretly attracted to dad bods and deep voices, and consumes ice cream with the ferocity and determination of a rabid hyena.

How did Mio manage to eat three tubs of ice cream?

Through sheer force of will.

"The girl I was talking with at the table just walked up and left without warning."

"That sucks. She must have been a Mio."

MIO MIO MIO I made it out of clay

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