meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>

EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"

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I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.

BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"

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I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

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mad agony in 'disdress'

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."

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blang

Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',

PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)

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rejectified

How I feel every time my definition is << CANCELLED >> before even reviewed by UD editors. I must say, it's mad agony and 'disdress'.

Dejected, put down, not accepted, excluded ... REJECTED, that's it.
Yet the trauma left me in shock -- electrocuted, no electrifried.

"I was so devastatingly REJECTIFIED that my doctor prescribed me Klonopin and Celebrex."

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misillusioned

After much experience with rejection, frustration, disappointment, and betrayal one may achieve this enlightened perspective.
No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.

"Now that I'm sufficiently MISILLUSIONED I hopefully won't get fooled again."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."

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