Mireya

Someone who portrayed a deceivingly timid personality in high school but is actually a party animal at heart. Mireyas have a tendency to blossom into pre-socialites during their mid-twenties.

Most of them have nice legs, but they're notorious for running over stupid pigeons.

Person 1: What's her name?

Person 2: Mireya.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yep... she's crazy. She killed my bird.

Person 1: That's mad skills... I want a piece of that!

Person 2: No, dude... she fuckin' ran over my pigeon!

Person 1: Sparky? She killed SPARKY? Oh, dude what a fuckin' %^&*. Ah, screw it, I'm still down to kick it.

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