chestuary

The female chestal area, chestuary is the women's equivalent to the family jewels.

I'm so glad I inherited my mom's chestuary!

facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

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Cashvom

Casual vomit. Usually short periods of vomiting that only end up being a minor annoyance. Probably a byproduct of the party you just left.

Guy 1: Dude, we have to get going, what are you waiting for?

Guy 2: Hold on, hold on I just need to tie my shoes and cashvom.

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Third Whale

Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.

If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.

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Doppelbanger

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.

I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.

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