Donald Dick

When a man gives a woman anal until she opens her mouth so wide that she looks like Donald Duck

-Hey how's your girlfriend coming?
-Good, yesterday we go drunk and I gave a her a Donald Dick

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MBM

Mass Bowel Movement, when 5 people or more gang up and go take a crap in the same toilet so as to plug it up

-What's that smell?
-The janitors had an MBM because they wanted higher pay
-oh

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