Christmas In Hollywood

One of the best Christmas songs ever by hollywood undead. It beats listening to jingle bells all the time. The song ranges from being hungry, getting it in the ass, beer, fucking, blowing off Mrs. Clause's date on christmas eve, writting your Christmas list, a fake santa with a bag of dildos, and then stealing his sleigh. Amazing choral to sing to your hated next door neighbors.

"It's Christmas in Hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's Chanukah in Inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura let's get drunk."

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Designated Drinker

The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.

"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."

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Time Machine

It will never happen and if it does are you sure you would want to change your past?

"This icecream flavor sucks. I wish I had a time machine to go back and pick a different one."

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BLDF

BLDF means Best Long Distance Friend.

Person 1: "YOOOOO BLDF!" While talking on msn.....

Person 2: "Dude!!!!! Too bad you don't live next door. This computer screen just isnt doing it."

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Soulja Hoe

Soulja Hoe stands for someone destroying hip hop. A person who doesn't know a beat from a bagel. They can't even speak english so how do you expect them to rap. Yet all the mainstream bitches think he's hot and the shit. Don't blame them though they're probably blind and deaf.

Soulja Hoe is the cause of mass destruction.

Prime example: Soulja Boy

"OMFG an emo kid just commited suicide!"

"That damn soulja hoe."

"Two kids just crank dat and then shot up a kids r us."

"......Soulja Hoe."

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Stay True

A slogan used by straight edge kids. You have to stay true to what you believe in no matter what. This is a promise, I keep to myself.

Also it is used by many other people just to express what you believe in. No matter what it is or who it is.

"Whoa thats the sickest tattoo I ever saw Chantel!"

"Yeah I know you got to stay true so I tattooed it to my body. It's a pretty sick chest piece. I designed it in visual communications in 10th grade."

"EPIC WIN."

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i'm on a boat

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

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