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Friendzone

The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.

Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....

Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...

Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!

Then they have sex...

by Chaosbeast11 March 2, 2014

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urbrape

When you open urbandictionary, pull your dick or pussy out and start humping the computer.

Bill: Billy apparently likes to urbrape
Zoe: What a faggot.

by Chaosbeast11 January 25, 2014


pwned

Meaning1:
While true origin is unknown, people have guessed that either
A: it's A combination between Poned and Owned. These both mean the same thing but are less powerful. Kind of like breasts compare to boobs and tits

B: It's a misspeling of owned, discovered by people playing World of Warcraft.

The definition means you got beaten by someone so bad that it's literally unforgivable and inexcusable.

Meaning2:
A word spouted by a random fag whom has no knowledge of what it actually means. Refer to "Gay"

1.
Bob: Wow Frank, you just got pwned at that round of Call Of Faggotry. Thats unforgivable!
Frank: STFU!

2.
Bob: Pwned epic swaggerness!
Frank: Stfu.... Please for your safety.

by Chaosbeast11 January 30, 2014