Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

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Pancakes of Righteousness

A vagina.

"Hey duder, I totally shafted the Pancakes of Righteousness!"