professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

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Pee on You

Pee on you or piss on you was made highly popularized by the song "Pee on You" by Dave Chappelle, in an attempt to characterized R. Kelly's peeing on some young bitches.

"I want to pee on you, piss on you...drip drip drip...pee on you..."

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